For the last month or two - pretty much as long as Calvin
has been able to crawl/scoot - Sarah has joked that at his first birthday party
we were going to have baby races. In the last couple weeks, Calvin has been really picking up
speed. He is now crawling on hands and
knees with a 70% success rate – the remaining 30% of the time, his hands are not
fast enough to keep pace and he falls.
This increased speed has made parenting more difficult. Before, I could throw something in the
laundry and come back before Calvin had moved across the room. Now if I leave the room for a second, he will
undoubtedly be in the dog’s water dish when I return. Between the increased speed and him pulling
himself into the standing position, there has been a lot more baby proofing and
a lot more supervision.
We went to the Santa Cruz County Fair today with some friends. There were racing pigs and camel rides, baby
goats and funnels cakes, giant pumpkins and a 3D printers - so a pretty typical
fair with one exception… On a small stage, behind the FFA showcase hall, at 1PM
sharp, tens of people turned out to see the most exciting event at the fair –
Diaper Derby (an event we had only heard about the day before)!
1. Contestants must be under the age of one.
2. Contestants must crawl to the finish line – any walking
will result in disqualification.
3. Parents may use whatever they want (toys, bottles, etc.) to entice the
contestant to crawl to them.
The competition was fierce. Five babies elected to compete: a little boy,
a set of twins, a little girl, and Calvin.
Dads and babies lined up at one end of the stage, while moms and lures
lined up at the other end. With a Jellybeanz
gift certificate and trophy on the line, the air was electric.
The race started, and the twins immediately took a
commanding lead by using a knee-scoot technique (that was more than a crawl but
not quite a walk). It looked like the
race was over before the other babies (including Calvin) had even moved from the starting position. But, in an exciting twist, just before crossing the finish line, both twins unexpectedly turned around and started moving in the opposite direction of the finish line. Whew!
What Calvin did for the first six minutes of the race |
Luring Calvin slowly toward the finish line |
The double cell phone maneuver |
Sarah and Calvin are equally excited by his victory |
It was time to bring out the big guns to win (second
place). Aside from the dogs’ water dish at home,
there is one thing that always gets Calvin’s attention – cell phones. Sarah implemented the controversial
double-cell phone maneuver and got Calvin back on all fours in hot pursuit of both mommy AND daddy's cell phones, just in time to win the silver medal! The little girl got
third, and the other two babies got hugs from their parents.
For finishing second, Calvin won a Dr. Seuss book, some
banana puffs, and a snack holder. He
also got his picture taken to appear on the Diaper Derby website for next year’s
County Fair. He did not win a trophy. Only the first place winner got to take home that prize.
Baby Champion and his mom |
At least now when I'm closely supervising our super mobile baby, I know I'm chasing after a baby champion.