A couple of weeks ago the following conversation occurred.
me: Who dies at the end of book 3?
Sean: I'm not telling you that! Why would I tell you that?
me: Is it Character X [i.e., one of my favorite characters]?
Sean: Noooooo.....
[To be fair, he did not do a long drawn out "Noooo", which everyone knows means "yes". But, since I know him so well, I knew to look at his dimple, and since his dimple showed when he said "No", it meant he was lying.]
me: IT IS CHARACTER X! WHY DID YOU TELL ME?
Sean: It's not him.
me: It is. I saw your dimple.
Sean: Ask me about someone else.
me: Is it Character Y?
Sean: No. [See, the dimple thing didn't happen this time. Then, I REALLY knew that Character X had died.]
me: It's Character X. Your dimple told me.
Sean: Why did you ask?
me: I can't believe you told me. Stupid books. I didn't want to know.
Sean: You asked!
me: This is your fault.
Skip forward in time to last night. Sean had gone to sleep, and I was reading Book 1. All of a sudden, Character X appears to die, but I didn't think anything of it since I knew he/she survived until Book 3. However, I wanted to confirm his/her aliveness with Sean.
me: Sean, did Character X really die?
[Sean is asleep at this point.]
Sean: What?
me: Is Character X dead?
Sean: Well, what just happened.
Sean: Well, what just happened.
me: [Insert me telling him.]
Sean: Yes, Character X died.
me (now tears are welling up in my eyes): BUT YOU SAID HE DIDN'T DIE UNTIL BOOK 3!
Sean: No, I thought I told you Character X died in this book.
me: NO! I was prepared for Character X's death in Book 3. Not NOW! I thought it was not a real death! I figured they had a really good look alike.
[Tears were shed. Sean had to comfort me. He also laughed at me.]
Me: WHO WRITES A BOOK WHERE GOOD DOES NOT TRIUMPH OVER EVIL!?!?!?!? George R.R. Martin is evil.
[More tears were shed. Sean still had to comfort me. He also was still laughing at me.]
Me: I know that I am crying over a fictional character.
Sean: It's not the first time. And, it won't be the last.
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