Pitch-In!

Pitch-In!

 This image in stenciled on many, many trashcans across the United States (except in Texas) and is the second greatest anti-littering campaign of the modern era (the greatest anti-littering campaign of all time: “Don’t Mess With Texas!”). In case you are unfamiliar with the image above, I have labeled all the important parts below.

Pitch-In! Explained!

The unforeseen drawback of the Pitch-In campaign, is that wire-mesh trashcans only exist in two places: public parks in suburban Nebraska and on ABC’s family-friendly “TGIF” evening line up (and then only when the characters are in a public park in suburban Nebraska). Nowadays, when the average person sees the Pitch-In logo, they really have to rack their brain to figure out what that person might be doing. What follows are merely some suggestions.

Going Shopping

Dunking a Basketball

Feeding a Parrot

Playing Badminton with a ridiculously
over-sized shuttlecock 

Destroying a City

Punching a Clown

Getting a Major Ice Cream Headache